Family therapists across the country are busying studying so that they will be prepared to treat the offspring of BARSEXUALS (basically they’re all those women participating in the We’re NOT Lesbians We’re BFF phenomenon, but with a cool clinical name).
“We imagine the children of Barsexuals will need a lot of counseling so we want to be prepared,” said Pyschologist Dr. Mindy Saveadrunk (Aspen Medical Center)
It only took 2 Twisted Teas and 1 Bud Light to turn these Twin Cities soccer moms into barsexuals. Alcohol is a hellavu drug.
Who says guys with hair have all the fun!?! Here, baldy enjoys a triple kiss from two Irish girls in the Twin Cities.
White Zinfandel makes TC lady-friends feel sexy and apparently want to tongue each other.
There’s nothing a Midwestern Barsexual loves more than cameras snapping pics of her locking lips with her BFF. Barsexuals are attention whores obsessed with Myspace and Facebook notoriety.
The OGs of Barsexuals are the Loon Girlz. The Loon Girlz were the first lady-friends in the Twin Cities to make the We’re NOT Lesbians We’re Best Friends phenomenon cool. Drunk Girl POWER!!!
“Normally we shop, brush each other’s hair and borrow each other’s lip gloss, but at the bar on Saturday nights, we’re totally gay,” proudly proclaimed Barsexual Lindsay Hoealot.
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